"WHAT!!!! It better be a MARE!!!!"
"Is it bringing it's own food?"
"This doesn't sound good."
"It's not that horse from across the river? The one that chases the sheep?"
"I heard that it is!"
That would be Jimmy. I can see him from here. He's handsome... and tall!"
"He's gelding! I'm the only stallion around here and don't you forget it!!!"
"Well everyone better dig in and finish off this grass before he comes. If he eats half as much as those two short arses we'll have no food until Spring!!!"
